Club SweetHearts - New recipe idea

We're a couple of lesbians who love experimenting in the kitchen. Our last recipe was a disaster, but we tried again and came up with something that we think you'll like! Ingredients: 2 cups vegetable oil, 1/4 cup water, 1 teaspoon baking soda. Directions: Add all ingredients to mixing bowl and mix for two minutes. Add 1/2 cup of pink food coloring to mixture and continue mixing for another 2 minutes. Store in refrigerator once cooled and each other till moist.